Jenna, age 22. Basically, this blog is just a whole lot of yelling about the dumb things that I enjoy. I'm a former cast member of the place where dreams come true, a cosplayer, a writer, an anime nerd, a gamer, and a Homestuck. If you wanna know more, check out my about me, drop something in my ask, and/or check out my frequently used tags.
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What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?
Just fuckin’ dominating my Seminar I English class. (at Bunce Hall)
Everything you love is here
Get to know me meme: [1/6] Favorite movie → The Great Gatsby
“He threw all those parties hoping she’d wander in one night..”
-bottom-lashes, you basic assholes. Getting mascara on them is like eating glass because it makes your smile look beautiful.
-almost putting on your dark red, long-last, rub-this-shit-off-with-gasoline on perfectly and then you smear it at the last minute.
-buying expensive foundation (that looks great in the store) and then realizing it makes you look like the freakin’ Yellow King
-contour? More like let me smear brownie mix on my face so I can look like a lunatic, because these ladies on Youtube are wizards? Have a different kind of bronzer? Am I doing this right?
-I’m sorry, I should be putting WHAT...WHERE?!
-I don’t get highligher! I just don’t get it!
-My makeup looks fantastic! Guess I’ll just forget and rub my eye now.
-oh man, this eyeliner on my right eye looks great. Good thing the other eye looks like somebody stabbed Taylor Momsen in the eye with a collection of Sharpies
-oh man, this eyeliner line looks really uneven, maybe if I just make it GIANT it will look better
-I give up on life, and it is because of my catastrophically horrible application of this eyeliner
-this foundation really looks great until I step into the light and realize I look like I am wearing a blemish-free SKIN MASK
-You mean to tell me we’ve been talking for 20 minutes about the fuckin weather and you left out how my teeth have more lipstick on them than the collar of a guy in a drama on ABC that is cheating on his wife?!?!
-This blush will make me look very flushed, if flushed means stuck in a sauna desert while slowly becoming an old lady.
-This powder will mattify my face, if mattify meant to look like a corpse, but definitely not in the fun Helena Bonham Carter way!
-This concealer makes me look not pimple-less, but rather like I have large flesh colored bumps on my face.
-This concealer does absolutely fucking nothing!
-Oh, I’m sorry, do you have spider legs glued to your eyelashes or is your mascara just happy to see me/is also total bullshit?
-OK is pink eyeshadow fashion forward or does it make me LOOK LIKE A DRUG MONSTER
-Yeah, I’d love to eat or do anything with my lips but sorry, I’m wearing lipstick, can’t
-Great, I love it, so glad it’s a million dollars
-Great, natural makeup looks so easy, glad I only need 32 products
-Great, I’m glad you made that smoky eye look so easy, now watch me do it and look like I am a child’s drawing of Kim Kardashian
-I am so tired and so drunk please don’t make me take this makeup off it takes eleven years
-I’m aware that I look great without makeup, but I LIKE wearing makeup you judgey fuck.
who wants to come over and let me do their makeup?? 🙏💗👅 #palettewhore #makeupaddict #jeffreestar
I love @morphebrushes @morphebrushes @morphebrushes 💅💅💅 all my aspiring makeup artists and working artists should check them out and add their amazing brushes to their kit 😛
these new @thekatvond lipsticks are amazing 💅💅💅 and I can’t live without @maccosmetics #skinfinish 💗