Some things never change.

(Source: bryantskobe)

haaku:

nepetasbulge:

You can want it all you want but you cant touch it

How I imagine our fandom is right now

Day 24 with no update, Homestuck fandom has resorted to personifying the update and turning it into a stripper.

thetallblacknerd:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

I would totally dig some asks.

seerofscalemates replied to your post: This is a post about how I didn’t fail any of my…

congrats girl we’re proud of you!!

theluckythief replied to your post: This is a post about how I didn’t fail any of my…

yaaaay prouda u

Ahhhhhh thanks guys :3 I’m really really relieved because I thought my grades got super fucked up along the way so this is great and I don’t have to retake any classes and omg COLLEGE IS HARD.

This is a post about how I didn’t fail any of my classes this semester even though I missed a shit ton of classes and got a bunch of shit grades in super hard classes even though I studied and tried to keep up with all my work.

Thank fucking God.

milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

(Source: vongruby)

I feel like every man who has ever tried to convince me to take some rando shouting “Hey girl, nice ass” at me as a compliment sees it this way: You’re sitting outside some Italian café in a Betty Draper dress sipping a prosecco when all of a sudden your dainty neck scarf flies off in the light breeze. Joseph Gordon Levitt, wearing a linen suit with a pocket square and no socks with his penny loafers, steps off his Vespa and hands it to you while saying something witty about how it’s almost as beautiful as you are. You then both ride off into the sunset, laughing as Dean Martin plays in the background and the director yells cut on the espresso commercial that is your life.

In reality, it’s you getting yelled at by a bunch of sweaty men standing outside a bar at eight in the morning, telling you about how fuckable you look in your sweatpants when you’re just trying to get a bottle of milk in peace like a goddamn human being. And it is the opposite of a compliment.

Panicked 12:30 AM texts to Brittany #yessheisstillalaninmyphone #sheisalanforever

zombiebees:

to be in love is like 

to have your heart to explode 

into tiny stars and 

have them grow bigger and brighter 

inside your chest until 

you’re overflowing with them 

and you can’t hold it back and 

all you see is stars.

Womp tmi post ahead, just keep on scrolling, don’t mind me~

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nerdgirl-fangirl:

Yeah, I don’t think that we do normal